Once upon a time something really funny happened, but no one can remember. Isn't that a grand story?
Oh me, .. the strange things my mind does. As it would happen, I am currently behind two computer screens at the moment, (I know, I'm really just begging for a migraine.) proctoring an exam. This is the only chance I get to update my blog. So, a while ago, I needed a break to pop some ibuprofen, reason for that will come later, and when I went to do that, naturally, I spilled half a bottle of water on myself trying to get the thing open. Great. I walked back into the room full of prospective college students with my shirt all wet. Geez.
One more story about me and then I'll get on to the main point. Brad and I have decided that, in the name of being more healthy, not losing weight, just being more healthy... ("losing weight" makes me nervous.. and more than likely will end in failure) that we will become professional mountain bikers. See, I need realistic goals here. We dug our bicycles out of the garage two weeks ago, shined and oiled them up, and took a spin around the block. Ouch. Riding a bicycle was MUCH more painful than I had remembered, but then, the last time I really rode, I was about 14 years old. Woo. It took me about ten 5 minute bike rides to lose the pain in my sit-bones over the course of two weeks, and then we hit Shelby Farms yesterday afternoon.
It really did scare me to ride on gravel.. its very unsteady, and so every time I came to a downhill ride on gravel, I got off my bike and walked it down. Haha. Lame, I know.. ahaha. As the afternoon went on, I got more and more courage about switching gears on an incline and breaking while going down hill. It is very difficult to keep a bike steady on the little bike trails. They are literally the width of the tire and thats it. So here we go up this hill, Jack (the great dane) running in circles all around us, bike ruts everywhere and big ruts from rainwater, and I'm punching it as hard as I can trying to get up this hill. I'm in the lowest gear, and thought I was really going to make it up when Jack the bonehead gets right in front of me and STOPS! Haha.. so instead of putting my left foot down on the ground, I put the right one down (I had a 50-50 chance of getting it correct) which happened to be over a pretty deep rut. And down I went into the dust and ruts. I just laid there covered in dirt and laughed. What can you do?
Ok, so thats my bike story for the week.
June 11, 2011 - YARD SALE in Midtown! Caroline, Mary Ruth, and Yours Truly, pooled a buncha JUNK together and made some real play money at the yard sale. Must do this again! Sure was an early Saturday morning, though! Whew.





Jack just HAD to play dressup in what was left from the yard sale stuff.
On the way home from the office one day.. I came across two gigantic tractors pulling discs down GERMANTOWN PARKWAY at lunch hour! WHO DOES THAT? I mean... I guess when you need to get somewhere you need to go, but.. really?? Tractors?? This ain't Lauderdale County!
Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match. Find me find, catch me a catch! This is how Grammy plays with her GrandSON.
Isn't Eli such a cutie here??? Wait... yup, you guessed it! This isn't Eli. Its BRADLEY!!!!!! Cunning resemblance, right?
Peace.